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READ IT: Gubernatorial candidate pens letter to Chick-fil-A amid boycotts of the brand in other states

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As organizations and governments across the U.S. take stances against Chick-fil-A, one official is bucking the trend. Some leaders, including a majority of the San Antonio, Texas, council, oppose the brand for its support of anti-LGBT causes. But Montana’s attorney general thinks the criticism is unwarranted. In fact, Tim Fox is lobbying for more franchises in his state as part of his bid...

A Posse’s Creed

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“A little more, a little to the right.” The Jimjordan’s tail pointed directions from behind the massive boulder. A huge Brontosaurus pushed the stone in front of the cave, concealing the Jimjordan and the Markmeadows inside and in the dark. “Uh, Jim?” “What is it?” “How are we going to get out later?” “Details, Mark. We’ll worry about that when the time comes.” The two dinos were inside...

Preemptive Scrum

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The large, squat, toad-like Williambarr gazed out at the massive gathering of Mediacircustops. It was Act 28 of his long-running play at upstaging the Muellersavus report, 400-plus footprints in the sand that had taken 22 months for the veteran Langleyops and his meticulous crew to stamp into Trumpassic Period history. The Williambarr beamed at his latest public relations coup. Once more he’d put...

Mad Max Beyond Mnuchin Home

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There was a tail rapping on the outside of his cave. The Stevenmnuchin rose and slowly plodded his way to the entrance. He gasped as he saw the visiting dinosaur. It was the Maxinewaters. “What are you doing here?” “I’m with the Welcome Wagon.” Her beady white eyes drilled a hole dead-center through his walnut-brain. “Aren’t you going to welcome me?” “Madam Chair, I’m afraid I really must be...

The Lowering of the Williambarr

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Several burly Constablebobbies from the Piccadilly Circle dragged the Julianassange out of his Ecuadorian-by-the-Sea cave. The main keeper of the Wikileakibeak had been holed up there for seven long years and was not going quietly. “Get your paws off me! Do you know who I am? My real name is Herman. I’m with the Hermits. I think I’m into something good here! Really!” He dug his heels harder into...

“Mytaxes Returnus? Never!”

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“This is a hill and dinos would be willing to die on it,” the Hogangidley said with his chest swelled for added emphasis. He coughed. His chest caved. “No, ahem. Really, I would.” The issue at hand was the Donkeykongrus’ request for the Tyrumposaurus’ mytaxes returnus. The mytaxes returnus was a thick layer of green skin shed each spring by every adult dino. Except for some strange reason, the T...

Sarah Sanders claims critical WH correspondent April Ryan ‘is not taken seriously’

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Following reporter April Ryan’s call for Sarah Sanders to be fired, the White House press secretary is responding. Ryan, a CNN contributor and correspondent for National Urban Radio Networks, made her comments last week following the release of special counsel Robert Mueller’s report. Citing evidence that Sanders misled reporters in the wake of former FBI Director James Comey, Ryan...

Flashback: April Ryan Doesn’t Know Difference Between Net Worth and Income

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April Ryan — the White House correspondent for American Urban Radio Networks and a CNN contributor — incited violence against White House press secretary Sarah Sanders when she said it’s time to start “lopping” Sarah’s head off. “She outright lied and the American people can’t trust her,” Ryan puffed. “When there is a lack of credibility there, you have...

[VIDEO] Trump reacts to Romney’s criticism following release of Mueller report

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Following the partially redacted release of special counsel Robert Mueller’s report, U.S. Sen. Mitt Romney was among those denouncing actions by President Donald Trump as described therein. The Utah Republican wrote in part that he was “sickened at the extent and pervasiveness of dishonesty and misdirection by individuals in the highest office of the land, including the President...

April Ryan rips Huckabee’s response after declaring that his daughter ‘needs to go’

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A war of words erupted between a prominent White House reporter and former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee. The Twitter spat came after political analyst April Ryan called for White House press secretary Sarah Sanders to be fired. Sanders, Huckabee’s daughter, admitted she misled reporters last year in the wake of former FBI Director James Comey’s ouster, as revealed in special counsel...