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I Have Esteem

“C’mere, son. Pull up a rock.” The Tyrumposaurus watched as his son, the T-Rump Jr. looked around the Oval Dwelling. All the available squatting rocks were either too small or...

Fu*ked Up

It was a somber gathering. Tyrumposaurus tail-waggers and several dino officials from the Permian Basin in the Land of Longhorns squatted behind a flat rock....

The Bed Bug Boogaloo

The Mickmulvaney squatted before the Tyrumposaurus in the Oval Dwelling. The chief of staff dino’s face was flushed, he was breathless and perspiring per...

Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?

“One last time. Who wants to sit beside him?” The words from the host, the Emmanuelemacron hung in the air. The dinosaur leaders gathered around the dining...

Priss Family Robinson

“I am the chosen one.” The Tyrumposaurus held his short arms high and positively gleamed at the Mediacircustops gathered before him. A few of them...

“Let’s do some math here.”

The Tyrumposaurus squatted at the flat rock lectern, looking out at his latest audience, a few dozen Royaldutch Shellplanters in the Beaver Beltlands of Pennsappalachia. The T-Rump’s gaze passed over their slobbery mugs one at...

Bye-bye, Mooch. Hello, Cooch.

The Trollertweety flew overhead, releasing its fury. “Squawk! The T-Rump is mentally declining! He’s losing his step! He’s a corrosive, socially dividing cancer! Squawk!” That damn...

Old T-Rump, He Had a Scam …

The following song could be heard making the rounds recently in the Trumpassic Period playgrounds near and far as dino tots sang at the...

Love, Respect and Enthusiasm

The plodding Tyrumposaurus entourage pulled up at the entrance to the Dino Sick Bay in Greaterdayton to a waiting pack of Mediacircustops. Just days...

The Stochastic Stooge

“Stochastic terror?! What the hell is that?” The Tyrumposaurus looked incredulously at his acting chief of staff, the Mickmulvaney, who was becoming quite used to explaining big words...