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The Stochastic Stooge

“Stochastic terror?! What the hell is that?” The Tyrumposaurus looked incredulously at his acting chief of staff, the Mickmulvaney, who was becoming quite used to explaining big words...

40 Acres and a Mule

The 20 Donkeykongrus dinos slogged along, continuing their Trudge-About, a Trumpassic Period version of the walk-about. It was a soul-searching trek these dinos took religiously every month. The November...

Madam Speaker

The Simonandgarfunkel minstrel dino tells us that heaven holds a place for those who pray. Especially those in search of the Big Story. The Manuraju, a young, earnest Mediacircustops,...

While Dinos Slept

Today was the big day. The bold, unabashed words from a mountain-top manifesto. The Muellersavus was finally going to speak before the Kongrus Kave and bring to life...

The Great Conflate

Don’t look. But you couldn’t turn away. The putrid, icky, sticky swamp waters of the Puhl-DePlugg Reservoir were once more bubbling over. As in desperate times...

The Illegal Campaign Contribution Scheme

“THWACK!” The bloodied carcass of an Inanoutburgerus hit the cave wall and slid slowly down to the ground. The tosser of said main entree, the Williambarr, stared daggers at...

Who Is My Neighbor?

The afternoon sun glistened on the backs of the dozen bathing dinosaurs in Liberty Lagoon. It was a community pool of sorts for dinos...

Accosting Acosta

The Alexanderacosta rued this day. He rued it as a rutabaga would rue upon learning it’s just a root. The root cause to the...

Lewd, Crude and Screwed

The Solitary Sinkhole guard let out a low whistle. The Jeffreyepstein had just checked in the day before. His new home was a hole beside the Georgenader, holed up himself...

Winter’s Coming

The Georgehazel squatted atop Prudent Perch a judicial weigh station on the side of Principled Peak, overlooking the Sane Plain. It was a small region growing smaller due to the...