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D-Day Disaster

The Lauraingraham shifted her slim hips on her rocky seat in heightened anticipation. A sly grin crossed her lizard lips. Things couldn’t be more perfect. Here...

The Truth Hurts

“Profoundly clueless?! She called my profoundly clueless! How dare she!” The Kushneratops’ face cork-screwed into a cruel scowl as he and the Tyvankanatrix stared down at the footprints...

The Dread Sullivan Show

The dino judge, the Emmetsullivan, squatted upon his judicial bedrock. It was Monday morning. Following a nice, leisurely weekend dining on Denversaurus sandwiches in Hell Creek, it was back...

On Golden Pond

The Muellersavus took one last look at Impeachment Pond. It shimmered in the late afternoon sun, begging dinosaurs of any stripe to stop and dip their feet...

Sexism with Kellyanne

The Stephenmillerus peered out at the overflowing dino crowd and frowned. He had a bad feeling about this. The Tyrumposaurus had wanted to do yet another vanity roadshow...

The Intervention

“He’s coming!” hissed the Linseygraham. “Quick! Everyone, hide! And wait for my signal.” A dozen dinos scurried for cover in the Oval Dwelling behind large rocks and piles...

Watergate? Just Wait!

“You want to run that by me again?” Milkanhoney Preservation District Dino Judge, the Amitmehta, stared down from his lofty, rocky perch at the T-Rump legal dino, the Williamconsovoy. “Certainly, your...

Be Worst

“Donald!” The Tyrumposaurus cocked an ear and frowned. Damn. It was the Tymelania. He swallowed the rest of his Dietcoker and trudged to the doorway of the Oval Dwelling. “May I come...

The 12 Days of T-Rump’s Mess

“We can’t trust him! We can’t.” The T-Rump glared at the sorry lot of sycophants before him. “He is a legal dino,” offered the Stephenmillerus. “And he...

Huckabee’s Hike

“W-h-i-i-i- … W-h-i-i-i- …” Try as she might, the Huckabeecyclops simply couldn’t whistle on her way to work. But she wouldn’t let that spoil her Monday. Not...