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The Great Conflate

Don’t look. But you couldn’t turn away. The putrid, icky, sticky swamp waters of the Puhl-DePlugg Reservoir were once more bubbling over. As in desperate times...

The Illegal Campaign Contribution Scheme

“THWACK!” The bloodied carcass of an Inanoutburgerus hit the cave wall and slid slowly down to the ground. The tosser of said main entree, the Williambarr, stared daggers at...

Who Is My Neighbor?

The afternoon sun glistened on the backs of the dozen bathing dinosaurs in Liberty Lagoon. It was a community pool of sorts for dinos...

When ICE Comes Knocking

12:30am, there’s a knock at your front door. You look out and see men in ICE jackets. Are they here for you? Was someone...

Accosting Acosta

The Alexanderacosta rued this day. He rued it as a rutabaga would rue upon learning it’s just a root. The root cause to the...

Lewd, Crude and Screwed

The Solitary Sinkhole guard let out a low whistle. The Jeffreyepstein had just checked in the day before. His new home was a hole beside the Georgenader, holed up himself...

Winter’s Coming

The Georgehazel squatted atop Prudent Perch a judicial weigh station on the side of Principled Peak, overlooking the Sane Plain. It was a small region growing smaller due to the...

Justin Amash Leaves Republican Party… To Run For President?

The fireworks tonight will celebrate the United States' independence from Britain. However, there will be fireworks going off within Republican leadership as well. One...

The Price is Right Peace Plan

“Good evening. You’re in the Sit You, Yeah, You! Room and I’m the Wolfblitzer.” The grizzled, grey-skinned Mediacircustops, looked around the cramped cave at his loyal,...

T-Rump’s Debate

“B-O-R-I-N-G!” The Tyrumposaurus watched from afar at the 10-dino debate the Donkeykongrus were holding in the swampy, knee-deep waters of the Nevereverglades. “Hope! I mean, Huckabee! I mean … who the...